In my Opinion

OK, so my dad and I just watched Shit My Dad Says…he is way funnier and has agreed to let me pimp him out if I take care of him in his twilight years. Given his eating habits I am getting the better end of the deal. And given the decades of absolute embarrassment he owes me!!!


We are approaching the election so every ad—regardless of candidate or party—my dad makes fun of the media by saying things such as “Whore,” “He kills puppies,” “She should be hung,” or “they should hang that bastard.” When the good candidate appears he states, “the new hope,” or “she likes puppies.”

I just asked how to spell election and he responded, "Did you know you have a spell check in Microsoft Word?"

Followed by him asking if I was registered to vote in time for this election,  I responded no and as I do not know enough about the Michigan candidates it's ok.  He said, "that's easy you just vote for who I tell you to." 

Um, no.