Yesterday, at about 6:30 PM a new family descended upon my pool. Nobody has witnessed them before but boy were they a sight to behold. The one recurring thought that comes to my mind is, “Ted Nugent would be proud.
Honestly, I do not know where to begin. Primarily I will allow the pictures to speak for themselves. In this case, the picture is worth 1000 words.
This multi-generational family shares two common things in that they have the same haircut, even the toddler boy, and they all have bigger chests than me, even the men.
I have never witnessed an entire family, man and women alike, trying to emulate the style of ZZ Top http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZZ_Top. The only one who didn’t have long hair was the baby and you can bet it’s due to the fact that, well, he/she does not have hair yet. The only way I was certain about the gender of the toddler was his swim trunks.
The patriarch donned a bushy beard. He, and his late teens to early twenties, son also had large man boobs (Moobs). Given his shear size, I, sorta, understand Big Daddy’s chest. His son, who didn’t even have chest hair yet, is a different story. This pale kid with long, dark, thin hair and a gangly awkward body has developed Moobs.
Wondering how this happens, I did a little research. I visited www.manboobsguide.com which is a website dedicated to, apparently, all thing Moobs. According to the site:
In addition to adolescence, man boobs can also be caused by taking medical or illegal drugs. It has been said that marijuana causes man boobs although the research on this subject is not very clear. Although alcohol is not a drug, it is widely accepted that it can contribute to man boobs. If you consume a lot of alcohol and have man boobs, you may try cutting back for a little while and see if it has any effect. There are also medical conditions that can cause man boobs ranging from hormonal imbalance issues, obesity as well as prostate cancer.
Hmm, and I just thought it was the absence of pectoral muscles. I am still confused about all borderline to overweight men I know and see who do not have Moobs.
I give this crew, who seem to have been transported from Baldwin, MI, major props, as they seem to be very comfortable with themselves.
After observing them move from pool to hot tub and then back to the pool, I was left speechless. However, the icing on the cake is when the leader of the pack was ready to exit the pool and dressed in his NRA shirt. Yes, ladies and gentleman he bravely wore a navy blue t-shirt supporting the National Rifle Association. And hence why my thoughts keep going back to, “Ted Nugent would be proud.”
Maybe next time, and I hope there isn’t one, I will ask him his thoughts on President Obama and Animal Rights. In the meantime, pipe in let me know your thoughts. What is the weirdest family you have ever seen? What do you know about Moobs?
If any of you are unfamiliar with “Uncle Ted” please visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Nugent in order to fully appreciate this blog.
As a special note for my West Michigan readers, this is something you would witness at that the Summer Celebration. And those in Chicago, you know the people you observe at the Taste of Chicago and wonder where they come from…maybe Costa Mesa!
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