Angry Allen the "Not Man" and Slutty Sara

I have an update on Sara the Cheap Red Wine Girl. Recall from that blog “Introducing the Free Drink Hunter,” I declared that she had made her way to Angry Allen and began flirting with him. Both the manager and I warned Allen but he fell for what she was selling. So the half English half Pakistani left with Sara Leggy Blond in a cab and returned her place. Upon arriving, she suggests they have a few more drinks so they stumble to a nearby comedy club somewhere in Irvine. They consume a coupla cocktails when Angry Allen goes to the bathroom. He returns to discover Sara completely passed out at the table. As this spoils his plan he attempts to wake her but she is COMATOSED. So he abandons her in the comedy club unconscious and does not bother to tell anyone, like…the wait staff. He justifies not escorting her home, as he did not know where she lived.

Angry Allen exits the unknown and unnamed comedy club with no cash and completely clueless about his location so he begins to walk. Lucky, he is drunk and lost in Irvine--one of the safest cities in America. Doubly lucky, a friend calls him on his cell, cause he apparently forgot he owned one and they are handy in such situations. To bottom line it, Angry Allen figures out his location and his buddy, after obtaining permission from his girlfriend, rescues him.

At least they took a cab.

Angry Allen reveals behavior of a “Not Man.” In recanting the tale to my boyfriend who is 100 percent Man, I state a Man would never leave a women passed out in a bar as a Man desires taking care of women and making sure they are safe. Mike takes it a step back and claims a Man would never have left the bar with her. I agree with him. Angry Allen is akin to a frat boy taking advantage of inebriated college girls.

Back to leaving her in the bar. Granted he did not know where she lived but I think, and let me know if you disagree, in moments like this it is permissible to dig through her purse and locate her Drivers License or ID which supplies her address.

What Man abandons a passed out woman in a public place? What kinda of Man goes somewhere and does not know where he is? Name a Man who proudly recants the story to anyone who would listen. Angry Allen, you could not get lucky and you are a “Not Man.”

Onto Slutty Sara. Many people have a regretful drinking story; I once passed out in a lawn chair at the party. The difference being I was partying with people I trusted; who took care of me. Sara Short Skirt, you went to a bar with a man you barely knew and left with a stranger. I know this is a family blog but I gotta ask, am I the only one who sees how fucked up this is? You are lucky to be alive. Sara Stripper Shoes, you claim that your alleged 8-year-old child is the most important thing in the world. Well, stupid cunt, you cannot be a good mom if you are dead! If you want to get sloppy drunk indulge with people you know and trust. You are a Lifetime Movie or are a Law and Order SVU waiting to happen.

I am so interested in what you think about Sara Flirts for Drinks and Angry Allen. What is the dumbest thing you ever did while drunk?