Recently I visited with a friend of mine who has been involved in a rigorous weight loss and workout regime resulting in well-defined pectoral muscles. I made the mistake of referring to them as man boobs (moobs); which, resulted in him taking offence followed by schooling me on the difference between pecks and moobs.
The first way to tell the difference is paying attention to shape. Moobs are round while pecks are square. Think of the Golden Fat Buddha versus Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Secondly, pay attention to form. Moobs, being comprised of fat, jiggle like Jello whereas as well formed peck, consisting of muscle, rest firmly on a man’s chest like implants of on a stripper. Again think about Fat Buddha versus our esteemed California Governor.
Given my recent obsession with Moobs, I find this to be useful information and armed with the distinction between the two I still see way too many Moobs. People seem to enjoy my observations about Moobs and I would like to hear from you. Moreover, I am creating a contest. Anyone who visits my Facebook page knows I have been snapping pictures of men’s chests on my cell phone all over Southern California. The contest is to take a picture of the man boobs without out the subject knowing and post them on my Facebook fan page. Then vote of your favorite. The winner will be the subject of this blog and receive a lifetime of my adoration.
AD/OC….The Real Alyssa of Orange County.
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