Ride it Frodo....

The other night, while out with the Village People, we had a discussion about which action movie theme song would make for a good lap dance. Admittedly, I have no working knowledge of lap dances or strip club but it was an entertaining exercise in imagination.

The first one we pondered was Batman. The Catwoman is the obvious choice; however, as Robin is seemingly effeminate nothing says one cannot take creative license and have some uber sexy vixen saying to her patron, “Holy Smokes Batman.”

Batman to Robin: "When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species."

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Batman_-_1966_TV.html



For those who enjoy leather and whips and the like another possibility is from the Indiana Jones franchise.

Indiana: Here, take this,
[hands Marion a torch]
Indiana: Wave it at anything that slithers.
Marion: The whole place is slitherin'!

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Indiana_Jones.html

My favorite was the theme song from Mission Impossible. DooDoDo. To the left. DooDoDo. To the right. DeDeDe full on grind while pretending to point a gun. Which brings to mind, what costume would be appropriate. Would you go vintage or remake? One could go real high budget and employ tech such as suspending from the ceiling or pyro.

Ethan Hunt: You turned around.
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: What are you going to do? Spank me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtyByefOvgQ

Followed by Star Wars…the act would be called Star Whores. A performance to make John Williams musical contribution appreciated by the masses. Princess Leah or the other one? Or maybe Storm Troopers who strip? All things being equal it could Hans Solo and Luke Skywalker with a light saber serving as a pole. The Droids are an option too. Science Fiction geeks all over the world would line up for a lap dance from C3PO and R2D2. I advise staying away from Yoda. Nothing sexy about Yoda.

Darth Vader: I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Star_Wars_-_Main_Theme.html


In honor of the International Mr. Leather Convention (IML) this past weekend in Chicago, I would like to introduce Lord of the Cock Rings. I think it is best if I do not elaborate about this so you will have to employ your imagination.

Galadriel: The one ring to rule them all.

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/lord-of-the-rings-theme-song/f4d33e3b88e3b8ad967cf4d33e3b88e3b8ad967c-55876453604


Seemingly inane, the idea still rolls around my mind days later. I find myself “singing” the Mission Impossible theme song and giggling. In writing this I hope it brings amusement. Maybe at the thought that this was actually a topic of conversation? Perhaps at the notion that out of all the impactful conversations I have had recently this is the one that sticks? Maybe because I chose to share it with you? Whatever the reason, I like to imagine that the absurdity of this post causes you lips to turn up and your eyes twinkle. Let me know what you think?